11 Most EPIC Ted Cruz Campaign Slogans


Ted Cruz announced his bid for the 2016 nomination for president. The born in Canada and reinvented hard right Christian representing Texas will definitely be a first for his party. However, we all know the real reason why we are here is for the campaign slogans. Here’s my favorite Ted Cruz campaign slogans.


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— esd2000 (@esd2000) March 24, 2015


Why settle for oblivious when you can have dangerously unhinged? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— James Crawford (@JCrawfordMusic) March 24, 2015


— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) March 24, 2015


“Global warming? My freezer still makes ice cubes. Riddle me that, Scientists.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— JMA (@J_Nole22) March 23, 2015


“We’re not doomed to repeat history, because I’ll get rid of that in schools right after science.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) March 23, 2015


Immigration: Worked For me, But That’s Where It Needs To End #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Sarah Wood (@SarahWoodwriter) March 23, 2015


#TedCruzCampaignSlogans “I promise to get rid of ALL insurance for kids! That’s what Jesus would do!” #UniteBlue pic.twitter.com/b1Kt70xuBY

— Jackie (@LiberalMmama) March 23, 2015


I’ve renounced my Cuban heritage, my Canadian citizenship and my sanity. Ted Cruz is a man of flexible values! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015


I do not like the poor right there I do not like them anywhere #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— JustJanis (@jsavite) March 23, 2015


No Straight White Male Left Behind #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) March 23, 2015


“Vote for me, because no one should infringe on your right to infringe on someone else’s rights.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— R.J. Aguiar (@rj4gui4r) March 24, 2015

While we can’t predict what Ted Cruz’s campaign slogan will be or whether he will make it past the primaries, we do know it will be a very interesting ride. I look forward to the next year and all the Ted Cruz jokes. If I can leave with one last Ted Cruz campaign slogan:

God First, America Last
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