Ted Cruz announced his bid for the 2016 nomination for president. The born in Canada and reinvented hard right Christian representing Texas will definitely be a first for his party. However, we all know the real reason why we are here is for the campaign slogans. Here’s my favorite Ted Cruz campaign slogans.
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— esd2000 (@esd2000) March 24, 2015
Why settle for oblivious when you can have dangerously unhinged? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— James Crawford (@JCrawfordMusic) March 24, 2015
— The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) March 24, 2015
“Global warming? My freezer still makes ice cubes. Riddle me that, Scientists.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— JMA (@J_Nole22) March 23, 2015
“We’re not doomed to repeat history, because I’ll get rid of that in schools right after science.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) March 23, 2015
Immigration: Worked For me, But That’s Where It Needs To End #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Sarah Wood (@SarahWoodwriter) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans “I promise to get rid of ALL insurance for kids! That’s what Jesus would do!” #UniteBlue pic.twitter.com/b1Kt70xuBY
— Jackie (@LiberalMmama) March 23, 2015
I’ve renounced my Cuban heritage, my Canadian citizenship and my sanity. Ted Cruz is a man of flexible values! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2015
I do not like the poor right there I do not like them anywhere #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— JustJanis (@jsavite) March 23, 2015
No Straight White Male Left Behind #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) March 23, 2015
“Vote for me, because no one should infringe on your right to infringe on someone else’s rights.” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— R.J. Aguiar (@rj4gui4r) March 24, 2015
While we can’t predict what Ted Cruz’s campaign slogan will be or whether he will make it past the primaries, we do know it will be a very interesting ride. I look forward to the next year and all the Ted Cruz jokes. If I can leave with one last Ted Cruz campaign slogan:
